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pleatedjeans:

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pirouettesintopurgatory:

todayiwrotenothing:

I don’t know about other English-speaking cultures, but in Britain thick means dim, slow, a bit stupid. So I quite like the fact that the video for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines features his surname as a hashtag in giant red letters. It’s like he’s misspelling an insult to himself. Flashing up #THICKE on the screen, he might as well include #STUPIDE #MORONE #IDIOTE #BRAINLESSE WANKERE

I READ ALL OVER THOSE WORDS IN A FRENCH ACCENT

(via into-the-tardis-assbutt)

suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo, via hashtag-ironically)

notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

(via whatbethsays)

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

(Source: twirpy, via whatbethsays)

rnathhomework:

sofasofia:

merrychristo:

merrychristo:

mom… dad… im batman

wait

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I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP

(via whatbethsays)

Game of Thrones AU: in which Joffrey is transformed into a llama and forced to travel cross-kingdom, all whilst learning the true meaning of humility and friendship

(Source: lovelyleviosa, via hashtag-ironically)

Everyone has six names.

  1. Your real name:
    Lily
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    blue fox
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
    elizabeth hallmark
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle first): 
    smiel
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    navy paper
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets):
    black dog

(Source: peacefulfrom1353, via mydraco)

"Professor" Armitage strikes again

(Source: darlingbenny, via badwolfebay)

imsirius:

Give us a little taste of the Irish accent. Very impressive.

…Alright. I’ll tell you a joke in my Irish accent (x)

(via riddleharry)