- Joss Whedon
- Joss Whedon
Wow at first i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, then i remembered children exist.
star wars pirate AU a.k.a.
"pirates of the kessel run: curse of the millenium pearl"
so I was listening to Davy Jones’ theme for hours, and went “hey this reminds me of a sad, nautical mash-up of Across the Stars and the Imperial March”… then “hey, Anakin/Vader is basically Davy Jones, Captain of the Flying
DutchmanExecutor” and then this AU spawned in my brain. and He’s A Pirate = the Force theme and Two Hornpipes (Tortuga) = the Star Wars Cantina?? the parallels are based more on personalities/roles, ignore family relations :P
also I just wanted to try completely reversing the environment of the Anakin vs Obi-Wan final duel… (not that typhoons and giant space kraken are much of an improvement, ahaha)
NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO IMPREGNATE GIRLS WITHOUT HAVING SEX LIKE GASTON
THE FIREBOLT is a world-class broomstick. It was the fastest at the time of its production, and was released in 1993. In time, the Firebolt broomstick was used in the Bulgarian and Irish International Quidditch Teams. It is capable of going from nought to one hundred and fifty miles per hour in ten seconds. The Firebolt also boasts an unbreakable Braking Charm, superb balance and precision, and hovers at reasonable mounting height when let go.
Dark Knight AU → Jensen Ackles as Bruce Wayne
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry